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Young and Beautiful
Cosmetic Surgery Clinic is a leading provider of total body makeovers,
as our chairman puts it light-heartedly “making the world a better
place, one ugly person at a time”.
 The
clinic is a particular pioneer in providing radical surgical solutions to
the entertainment, music, adult and modelling industries where
visual attractiveness is arguably more important than actual talent furthering
one’s career. However following the success of popular TV shows
(such as “Extreme Makeover”, “Extreme Makeover Extreme edition”, “Saving
face”, “How white are your teeth?” and “Queer knife for the straight wife”,)
many ordinary people are also realising the life changing power
of surgery, particular in the key areas of personal self-esteem,
and getting laid.
“Young and Beautiful” operates from a unique location on a sovereign
state private island of "Isla Pinguini" on the mid-oceanic ridge
of the Atlantic Ocean, providing many benefits for our customers including:
- Discreet private location with no access for journalists
and paparazzi - perfect for recovering celebrities
- Excellent tax breaks enabling our services to be
offered at a highly competitive price
- Operation outside of the jurisdiction of international medical bodies
and restrictive government legislation which enables customers to choose
more radical or pioneering elective procedures which
are forbidden in other locations.
- Opportunities for post-surgical Penguin watching
unrivalled by any of our competitors.
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