Buttock implant (bootyoplasty)

“Does my bum look big in this?” – We certainly hope so – because with J Lo’s singing and music career’s on fire, and booty bass bigger than ever in the underground, buttocks are big this year.

And as an extra bonus, our top booty surgeon, S. Mixalot MD, MC has developed new patented removable buttock augmentation pouches to enable you to modify the size of your buttocks over the years as fashion changes. (NOTE - not suitable for wrestling, snowboarding or long distance air travel),